care to try some Old Sport, old sport?
OH MY GOD I JUST SPIT EVERYWHERE
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Clever way of getting his features in there.
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LITTLE FUCKING BEAR PANCAKES!
I WANT SOME SO I CAN DRENCH THEM IN MAPLE SYRUP OH MY GOD
THIS IS SO CUTE I DON’T EVEN LIKE PANCAKES
who doesn’t like pancakes?
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Baby Quaker Parrots Time to Eat
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here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:
- hug
- go on walks while holding hands
- smile
- kiss
- cuddle
- have cute little dates
- have movie nights
- take adorable pictures
- go new places
- try new things
- fall in love
- brutally fuck you
- look at the stars
- do everything i was ever scared to do alone.
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Yahoo Back On Top After Purchasing Millions Of 13-Year-Old Girls’ Blogs: Full Report
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So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
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the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out
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i’m still a little weird. Still feel a little exhaustedly drunk.
I forgot to tell you guys about the guy at Kroger yesterday who asked me why I was dressed nicely. I said I didn’t really know, I just was and he just shrugs and says, “Nothin’ wrong with lookin’ fly”
Yeah. Nothin’ wrong with lookin’ fly.
I did it! I feel like a butt crack and my mouth feels and looks like it has a tiny metal monster burrowing in it. But I did it! I was pretty funny before the surgery after they took my tooth out. Like, there’s videos of me and everything that I’ll have to watch later when it doesn’t hurt to laugh. But afterwards I wasn’t very funny. I was just mostly still asleep, freezing, and throwing up. Yeah! But I slept for a few hours after we got home and I’m starting to feel better now.
